AISubs v3.7
- Hello, we are... - Ryozo!
- Taishizo! - Ryozo!
- Fushimi Yanda! - On YouTube, Twitter, etc.,
there are people who write comments and opinions about us.
- We're happy about it. - Yes, we're happy about it.
We're warm-hearted about what people write about us.
But sometimes, there are people who don't like us.
- So-called "haters." - Yes.
They're basically not interested in us or don't like us.
- They're trying to make us feel bad about it. - What did you say?!
Is that it?!
So far, it's been fine up until now.
But if you think about it from our perspective,
- you might not be happy about it. - I see.
There are people who say that.
- So today, we're going to give you those anti - comments. - Yes.
You're going to mix up one of the anti-comments you wrote
and guess which one it is.
- It's like a quiz. - I see.
- So you're going to eat three of them? - Yes.
So you're going to get hurt three times from now on.
- And you're going to... - You're going to...
You're going to mix up three of them and say what you're supposed to say.
- You're going to eat four of them. - I don't like it.
After we finish filming this video, you're all going to be silent.
You're going to hurt me now.
- But you know, anti-comments... - That's right.
- You can laugh about it, but you can also reflect on it at home. - That's right.
I'm going to make a joke out of your comments!
- Hurry up and move on. - Hurry up and move on.
- I got nervous just now. - After that...
- Who wants to go first? - Then I'll go first.
- Stand up! - Stand up!
- I'm half anti-comments. - I'm not even half anti-comments.
- I've seen a lot of your anti-comments, so I know what you're talking about. - I know.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - I know.
- But if you don't laugh, I'll get hit again. - That's not good.
- I don't know if it's good.
- Is there such a thing as "not good"? - Anti - comments don't have much content.
- I don't know about it either. - It doesn't hurt you that much.
- I hate it. - Then I'll go.
- Number one, persimmon. - Number two, I hate tomatoes.
- Ahh... - Ahh...
- You're young. - Ahh...
- I'll let you go.
- I think you're thinking that you're hurting Toshimitsu like this.
- Number two, "Toshimitsu, you're annoying," is what you're saying.
- Toshimitsu has been annoying since the beginning. I've just been hiding it lately.
- Hahahahaha!
- This is so funny! - This is so funny!
- But you know, we really have a lot in common.
- Who are you? - Hahahahaha!
- Okay, number three, "Toshimitsu, you're really glad you're a YouTuber.
- I can't trust you in this kind of society. I'm really grateful for you."
- I've been working really hard for a year to get you to trust me. - Hahahahaha!
- The anti-commenters will definitely say, "No, don't do it!" - Hahahahaha!
- You're stupid. - Hahahahaha!
- Okay, number four, "Toshimitsu, you've come out of a bad place, as you can see from your previous videos.
- You blame others for what you've done wrong, or you sometimes blame others for what you've done wrong like you did this time.
- You've got a bad personality." - Hahahahaha!
- "No, don't do it!" - "No, don't do it!"
- Huh? But there's a lot in there now. - Yeah. - Huh?
- I feel like I've seen it all before. - I'm sure you've got it all right.
- I've got it all right! - Hahahahaha!
- There's no answer here! Because I've written it all down before! - Hahahahaha!
- I'm sorry, but aren't you usually... annoying? - Hahahahaha!
- I don't think there's anyone who would say these words out of the blue. - Yeah.
- This is what's scary about the internet. - Yeah. - Yeah.
- You can't say things like this in the first place. - Yeah.
- On the contrary, if there's someone who comes in front of me and says, "Toshimitsu, you can't do this in society,"
- I think that's really scary. - Yeah.
- I think that's really scary. - Yeah, I think you'd say something like that.
- This one... - Yeah. - I know what it is. - Oh.
- Okay. - The first one you thought of was... - Yeah.
- The second one, "Because you're always annoying." - Yeah.
- I thought of that too. - Yeah.
- By the way, I thought of that too. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'll say the answer now. - Okay. - Okay.
- The answer is...
- Number one. - Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- You're so nice! - Ehhhhhhhhh!
Yo, you're so nice.
I made a problem for you.
You're so nice.
I took it off.
I hate tomatoes.
The other way around.
As expected, Toshimitsu Danchi has a lot of them.
A lot of them.
The most common ones.
A lot of them.
In a blink of an eye.
Himemaru is...
Himemaru is the one I like.
No, no, no.
Himemaru is...
I think it's because of his videos.
Yes, yes.
He has a lot of videos like that.
He's the type of person YouTubers like to write about.
Yes.
Like, "Do it like this!"
Yes, yes, yes.
Okay, here we go.
The first one is...
Himemaru, is this going to make you rich?
Really?
You're not good at YouTube.
You're not good at thinking and acting, are you?
I'm thinking about it all the time!
Don't do it.
This is annoying!
Don't come at me!
There's still one more.
The second one is...
Himemaru is really ugly.
Psychologically impossible.
This is good! This is good!
This is a good video!
The third one is...
I thought you were an adult, but you're Himemaru.
That's annoying, too!
You're exaggerating!
The fourth one is...
What is Himemaru?
Ah, this is a good one!
It came up!
This is like...
the old days.
It's like "kichiri."
Doesn't it feel really nostalgic?
At first, it was "seriously Himemaru."
Right?
But no one erased it, right?
No one erased it.
I don't want anyone to erase it.
That's right.
I don't want to break their hearts, so I don't want anyone to erase it.
I forgive you.
You're a kind buddy.
The one you thought of is...
I think it's number three!
Recently, I've been told that I'm sexually impossible.
So I think it's number three.
The correct answer is...
Number three!
Thank you!
I'm not happy about it!
The two of you went looking for it, right?
Ah, that's right.
I thought it was pretty common.
No, it's not like that.
What?
If you broke it like that, I'd kill you.
Number one!
The steam glasses from 10 days ago.
Even though he's such a good guy, he's too shy.
Does it make sense for him to be in the team?
It's okay even if he's not in the team, isn't it?
Oh, but this is...
This is really Tauris.
Number two! The ugly guy who says "steam glasses" is too cute.
It's a secret!
We can only say "sorry" about this.
I'm sorry.
Please be patient.
Number three! Steam glasses are old school, aren't they?
Just saying that makes you look ugly.
It's better to change your name to "steam glasses".
Oh, this is...
It's better to say "steam glasses" than "steam glasses".
Number four! It's no use throwing away the steam glasses.
It's no use throwing away the steam glasses.
This is...
This is an elementary school teacher.
But it's pretty...
"In-character" is often said.
This is really...
Just wearing glasses and saying "in-character"
I brought it right away.
Please study Japanese.
What does it mean?
Please say "san".
He knows that I'm a former teacher.
Plus "steam glasses"
It's kind of like "gyo".
This is "gyo".
But "steam glasses" is better.
When did you say that?
It's not a video!
"Steam glasses" is not a video!
It's not a video!
I'll give you the answer!
The correct answer is...
Number 3!
This is what I personally think.
I want to get it right.
I want to say "I made it because I can't get it right."
The final question is for Tetsuya.
Number 1.
I really respect you, Tetsuya.
But it's impossible for me to kiss you too much.
What?!
Don't make fun of me!
Number 2.
I don't know what you're talking about, but why are you in the middle of the night?
Is it possible?
Number 3. I want you to kill yourself.
What did I do?
I hate you.
Is it a revenge?
Number 4. I can't see you talking dirty.
I'm not talking about how you eat.
I can't see you talking dirty.
This is easy.
What did I do?
I want you to kill yourself.
I think number 2 is weird.
Everyone is used to it.
That's why people think I'm weird.
Number 3 is crazy.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I hate you.
I want you to kill yourself.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I think number 2 is weird.
I confess.
I think number 3 is weird.
I'm sorry for bothering you.
I'm happy.
This is a little bomb.
I've never used it before.
You said you wanted to find it and you said you could think about it.
That's why I bought this.
Isn't it number 2?
That's amazing.
You're easy to use.
You can use anything but mushrooms.
I can't use tomatoes.
Please write a lot of lies in the comments section of this video.
Seriously?
Today you wrote it here, so you wrote it here, so you can't write it in Buantou.
Then, fans, please write anti-comments.
And anti-comments, please write comments that we will be happy about.
That's fine.
Let's reverse the ratio.
Sounds interesting.
Toshimitsu may be praised a lot.
From tomorrow, we will write comments that we will be happy about.
Thank you for your help.
You can write it in a normal way.
See you tomorrow.
Bye bye.